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the-dane-of-my-existence:that-little-annoying-dwarf: yourkinginlaw: Because everyone loves men in suits and ties((Make-up test and a darker tan from the sun)) Damn. holy crap you’re perfect
That Route 69 joke is old enough to collect Social Security, and it was even used in one of my favorite pieces of American literature, Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow (1973).
ask-poison-joke: Ice bucket Challenge I was nominated by Satine and Theo This challenge is part of important thing, and thats gathering enough money to find cure to ALS (Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis) which is horrible neurodegenerative disease …
So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish
PreDATora - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Remember DAT movie scene from Predator? :D Commission for Shon Richards. As a big Arnie fan it was a pleasure to draw this. And it was a great chance to find out that Predators also love adult and sex
late-nights-and-glitter-tights: “I want to make clear to Fox News, that was a joke.”
That I was the only boy with long hair at school, and that I was so shy and sensitive, the other boys occasionally joked that I was a “fairy”. I so worried what they would think, if they knew, that at home I wore dresses. The Masochistic Emasculation
Paulette and Percy WOULD NEVER do such things together!!!!
Is this joke going to be run into the ground so hard that it will come out the other side? That was rhetorical. I’m just going to enjoy the ride.
After extensive research she has concluded that this joke is “on pointe”
Well, that was a total bust. Let’s try this again and choose someone who can actually help Steven. Who’s it gonna be?- Garnet- Amethyst- Pearl- Peridot- Lapis LazuliVote here (poll closed)(Not sure what’s going on? Catch up here)
yeah agreed and it NEVER applies to m/m shipsi just suddenly remembered SNK where Eren who is what 15? a literal underage CHILD was shipped with Levi who also has an unknown age but is hinted at/joked about being quite old and im just MMMHHMM ok then
blueberryface replied to your post: jadebloods replied to your post: @ever… he slipped his turgid member past her panties into her moist hole, and jizzed all over. “cum for me you dirty slut” he whispered, rubbing his spunk into her forehead
her-master: hellenepopodopolous:white slave! Where is my ham and cheese sandwich?!?!!?Coming Master!WHAT?!?!?! NO PICKLE????? I thought the caption was joke… worth a smile, maybe. Then I clicked on the tumblr and I think it’s not a joke… and that
alohomorashlie: #ashlie look #okay so #this is him #after he plops onto your bed right next to you #and he’s doing this little pose #and he’s trying to tell you jokes and supposedly funny stories #and trying to seduce you
bogleech: sacculetta: So, that’s two episodes of the new PPG in a row, with two jokes about men in dresses and how funny that is, and one joke about how bullfighting is perfectly okay and harmless to the bull, and six different people who apparently
cantabilechaos:slogvalley: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take This is kind of like when you’d get made
marysuewhipple:in case anyone thought i was joking about villain discourse bingo. have fun guys.
videozoology: fypblog: I saw (and reblogged) a post that was a joke saying “What’s Paula Deen’s Least Favorite Pokémon” and the answer was “Butterfree” so I decided to make this. (By Eric, AKA: The Supreme Photoshop Artist) heheheohoeheoha
iamnevertheone: I don’t know the last good advice I gave, other than ‘be yourself and make some jokes’. And that was me in my head just now.
losertakesall: hello, tumblr. today, the third person in this past year that Alan served with in the army shot himself. he is dead. of the other two, one lived and one died. today, it was his old boss. they served in Iraq together. so, yes, gun
lauriejuspeczyk: If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My
All the time in school. Sometimes, if I were feeling less anxious I would say “No, I am a mute” and surprisingly few would catch on that that was a joke.
oreides replied to your post: anonymous said:I know that feelin… rebecca mentioned that sadie is like who rebecca was in college, and i totally see that, especially with this episode and sadie’s feelings. actually ive totally been there and
Something that I’ve always respected about SU is that despite having numerous opportunities, they pretty much never make fun of Pearl’s nose.I mean, they don’t really make fun of anyone’s physical appearance, which is great, but
thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs
torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND
meester-pigvig:calico-goddess:valvesoftware:fuzzykitty01: I didn’t understand the joke until I learned Honey was Latina. That sentence makes me feel sad because she’s really not portrayed as Latina :/ would you prefer her to wear a sombrero and
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
sawizuka: Art by 理原Rate and/or fav the artist!~Translation by me (if you spot errors in the original please DO TELL ME; I’m still learning A LOT - thus English is not my mother tongue so it’s even harder for me ;A;)
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
micdotcom: After Darsh’s photo was used in an Islamophobic “joke,” the internet rallied around him in love and respect. His response on MSNBC is the definition of poise and rising above the hate.
megillien: Posting this commission because this lovely lady was sweet enough to let me share it with you guys [though lol joke’s on me since no one’s online now] before uploading it to her gallery -which is all kinds of wonderful and deserves a browse
beast-mo-d: Just to clear things up. I knew who the anon was all along, and he was just joking around. what a little bitch, I bet that anon was some loser shota
intertwined-and-overrun: tayisoutofthewoods:officialannakendrick:iguanamouth:this mug i bought has a cat sitting at the bottomgoodbye kittyI’M SO MAD I mean I was hoping that was the joke that was coming and I would have been disappointed otherwise
My father just told a mother that she needs to be a better parent because her daughter (who isn’t even two) took her keys and put them in her diaper “like a stripper” Yup. This is the man that raised me. Sexualizing toddlers for fun.
This is a funny jokeA bunch of weebs were in a room and they all agreed that it was the perfect temperature, the temperature of that room was nyoom temperature
urainiumbombs: ohheytayla: ewitsgeo: alexandertalisker: jumpingpuddles: The Incredibles (2004) DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE… No wonder why she attacked him. I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT
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lauriejuspeczyk: If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke. Hate that show.
thesonicscrew: harperhug: roselikesenglish:vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he
darfin is the king of dad jokes and he apparently a certain joke was so good that he texted me at 3 in the morning to tell me it
jakemorph:trull-janan: jakemorph: xeryneian: You usually can tell if someone was a Homestuck fanartist once just by the way they draw hair explain It’s all about this flip. literally die
msimpossibility: I was watching @jen-iii and @l-sula-l‘s weekly review stream and made a terrible joke about ruby and sapphire ordering drinks as a bar i was obligated
bismuth:some people questioned why the car was melting if the poison only affects organic life, and it seems like it’s confirmed to be an animation error!! in the “true kinda love” animatic commentary, joe johnston says that it wasn’t supposed
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opens a blank document in Wordstaresu know i think this is a good time for a nap
I wish I could say that I have been physically assaulted by my significant other’s mother and that it was a lie. I wish I could say it was a terrible joke, I wish I could make that statement and tell you that it isn’t the truth. But it is.
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